1. Inexperienced yet willful virgin with wild, untamable hair meets older rugged and life weary man.
2. Sparks fly.
3. They kiss.
4. He pulls away, runs hand through his hair, sighs, and says they shouldn't do this.
5. They avoid each other for 12 pages.
6. She does something "fiery" and he "crushes her to him" and kisses her again.
7. They "almost" have sex.
8. He once again says they can't do "this."
9. 30 pages of dumb story with bad guy/evil ex-girlfriend/some stupid misunderstanding.
10. They actually have sex. She, of course, has 27 mind blowing orgasms. Because all virgins do. And its not in a bed. It's in a barn, or on the ground.
11. 30 more pages of dumb story with bad guy/evil ex-girlfriend/some stupid misunderstanding.
12. They end up together.
13. Epilogue with her pregnant, of course.
Anyone else notice this?
Did I forget something?