1. Inexperienced yet willful virgin with wild, untamable hair meets older rugged and life weary man.
2. Sparks fly.
3. They kiss.
4. He pulls away, runs hand through his hair, sighs, and says they shouldn't do this.
5. They avoid each other for 12 pages.
6. She does something "fiery" and he "crushes her to him" and kisses her again.
7. They "almost" have sex.
8. He once again says they can't do "this."
9. 30 pages of dumb story with bad guy/evil ex-girlfriend/some stupid misunderstanding.
10. They actually have sex. She, of course, has 27 mind blowing orgasms. Because all virgins do. And its not in a bed. It's in a barn, or on the ground.
11. 30 more pages of dumb story with bad guy/evil ex-girlfriend/some stupid misunderstanding.
12. They end up together.
13. Epilogue with her pregnant, of course.
The end.
Anyone else notice this?
Did I forget something?
No long engagements. They get married that very weekend.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, forgot that!
ReplyDeleteAnd, they have the perfect wedding and he gives her a 10 carat engagement ring after he lets her know that he is really not the ranch hand but the owner of the whole state of Nebraska. You left that out!! Lol!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...very funny
ReplyDeleteYou forgot a lot! Sometimes *she* is the one who says "we shouldn't do this" Sometimes they do it by the ocean/river/creek, etc... Sometimes they get together and *then* there is a VERY BIG MISUNDERSTANDING that they have to figure out. And sometimes it's only 22 mind-blowing orgasms. Geez, keep up!
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