I'm attempting to teach Noah to listen and come to me when I ask him to, as in, i'm tired of chasing his little booty through the house. So, this was pretty much my day.
Me: Noah did you poop?
Noah: No, I just pee.
Me: It sure smells like you pooped.
Noah: Yeah, I pooped mommy.
Me: Ok, come here so mama can change your dipe.
Me: Noah! Come here so I can change you.
Me: Come here so I can change you.
Noah takes off running...cue chase scene
A little later:
Me: It's time for lunch!
Noah: Yay lunch! I hungry mommy!
Me: I know baby, come here so I can put you in your chair.
Noah takes off running...cue chase scene.
And so on and so forth. All day, everyday. So far my attempt at getting him to not run away from me is failing miserably. Go me!
Most used phrases today:
Noah please don't.
Noah, seriously, don't.
Noah get off your sister.
Noah, don't hit hit your sister.
Ellie, don't hit your brother.
Ellie, quit touching the TV.
Ellie, seriously, quit touching the TV.
Noah, get your hands out of your diaper.
Did one of you poop, again??
Both of you, quit spitting!
...Mommy needs a nap...