Blog Rerun- I don't want to complain, but...

So, we all complain. Don't deny it. I tend to complain when i'm tired, or I don't feel good. I know I do it, who doesn't?



What kind of complainer are you? Hopefully, none of these:


We have the Aggressive Asshole. They like to display a lot of emotion and flail their arms. There might even be a little spittle flying out of their mouths. You can recognize them by their big giant forehead veins and clenched fists.


Next we have the Passive Complainer. They loooooove to complain, but never directly to whomever they have a complaint with. Also known as Big Ass Whiny Crybabies.


We have the Chronic Complainer. They hate everything. We all know someone like that. Always begins sentences with, "I don't want to complain, but..."


The Know-it-all Complainer. They know everything about everything ever, and it all sucks. Can be added to any type of complainer. For example, the Passive Know-it-all Complainer, whispering to someone behind thier hand. "She is wrong, i'm right, but no one ever listens to me so I'm not even going to say anything..."


The Complaining Activist. You best not cross them or something they stand for, or you are in a whole heap of trouble before you even realize you said or did something they find offensive.


The creepiest of all, the Cheery Complainer. They are always happy, but not, at the same time. It confuses your Complain-O-Meter. "I love eating here, they have the best food. Even if it did make me sick that one time." "Oh, thank you, I love my new haircut, too. I did have to wait for a half an hour and she overcharged me ten dollars...but she did do a great job, and was just the loveliest girl you'd ever want to know, even if she only had one eye and bad breath..."



"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain--and most do."

- Dale Carnegie

2 comments:

  1. Haha love your categories of complainers. I like to think I don't fall into any of those, as I don't want to complain. I have it good, I know that. So I try not to let little things get to me. Especially reading about other people who has it worse. Makes me sit up and count my blessings.

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  2. I'm sure I've visited each catagory at least a few (hundred) times in my 45 years!! Thanks for a very fun post!

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